Awesome !

Assalamualaikum wbt.

tadi pi shopping w/ my middle sistah ataupun nama glamer nye adelah Angah. puaih laa aku dok jalan-jalan dgn mek ngoh ni, malam baru balik, & aku rase aku dah turun berat 0.5 kg. ( =.= , heh )

tengah jenjalan , ternampak pulak warung Apple (authorized dealer) & secara tak sengaja termasuk pulak, lepak-lepak dalam warung ni.. nasib duit tak terbang sebab semua gadgets kat warung ni harge beriban-riban.

aku jatuh cinta juta-juta kali dah kat benda ni - tapi aku menyampah tahap gaban dengan harga menatang nih !

eh eh.. main nyorok2 pulak..

tu dia.. kak ni interprem

~jjang-jjang (tapi display yg ni Mac Book Air punyaa)

hah.. ni laa, aku lama dah ngidam kat Mac Book Pro. harga je yg tak mengizinkan

*doakan aku, satu hari nanti boleh rase pakai mac book. =)

kalau korang berminat nak beli.. boleh lah sediakan duit riban-riban ye

tempat

- boleh order (online) terus kat Apple Store Malaysia

- beli terus kat mana-mana Apple authorized dealer seluruh Mesiaa

*mungkin harga kilang & harga kat kedai tu ada beza sikit laa, tapi aku rasa bukan sikit. jauh jugak beza nye..

latest prices 

Mac Book Air : rm5499 +++

Mac Book Pro : rm 6799 +++

Assalamualaikum & gooood night ! *peace

Oh! My English #1

Assalamualaikum wbt.

hi there, howya doin every people. RU good? yeah..
i am inspired lah by the latest show - Oh My English kat astro TVIQ channel 610 tu kan. haa . that is why la today i want to talk talk pasal bahasa inggeris, because as we ols know , hoo almost every Malaysians speak rojak-mojak Manglish ala retis-retis in the malay dramas kat telebesen tu kan. so, i want too lah ! 

kat bawah tu is my jiran,

her name is kak tipah. the propa feet at my kampung cherang lali, tanah merah-kelantan.
as you ols can see lah, she loves to eat kimchi all the time you ols. all she thinks is korea.. korea. she even speak korea with me but sadly laa kak tipah, sepatah haram i don't understand what she said. i sometimes is confused whether kak tipah propa is healthy or sick ? even on the sunny day at sun terpacak on our head ni pun she is wear the feather-meather around her neck. oh-my-kimchi kak tipah, how many baldi you sweat, i don't know. this is Malaysia kak tipah, not South Korea.

after i mandrem my neighbour daughter. she sleep lah for 3 minit. okay, for Oh! My English Astro TVIQ inspired post, kak tipah will take over blog neighbour daughter kak tipah ni. you don't tell her pulak, kang... kak tipah die slice by her !

haaa, you ols. today kak tipah will teach you how to make the kerbau-eye fried eggs ok.

1. haa, of course lah you need eggs to fry it right, if not, not la they give name as kerbau-eye fried eggs ye dok ?

you see ? open the peti sejuk and find your eggs. if no eggs in the peti sejuk , that's mean your mak doesn't buy laa at pasar tani at the morning..

2. haa, if you got your eggs - you go take the kuali and open the fire to heat it, then throw oil in the kuali. then, until your egg is cook already, so you can eat happily laa kan.

as all Malaysians do, we put the kicap sauce brand cap kipas udang on the top of the fried egg, and we eat it with the rice lah. and also, don't forget to put air masak at tepi you lah to avoid you from tercekik. but before that, read bismillah and doa makan.. don't forget it you ols.

3 . after you finish eat, then you should wash it using washing disher and tap water lah ye, don't just tinggal in the sink like that, 

if you tinggal, then 2 hours later, mak you ols will come and lekuk your head lah. so, tomorrow, when you go out - you go out with the benjolan-benjolan on your head sekali lah. ok ? understand . till then, kak tipah has to go out and sleep dulu, laki kak tipah is calling kak tipah already. haaa, later - kak tipah will come with shiny-shiny things and bling-bling all that lah ye. 

maybe kak tipah will upload Gee's dance that kak tipah dance with gegirls at kampung cherang lali that day. you don't forget to wait ok.? goodbye baby . lululululu

wordless wednesday #4

Assalamualaikum

Zayn Malik is here bebeh

Assalamualaikum.

first - this is a trick. zayn malik (from the boy band One Direction) is not here personally. but he's here. in this picture ! ~keke
ohh.. he's charming. that is vat i can say bella amor.. he is guapo chico. guapo guapo bebeh.

as far as me know. he's a mixed british-pakistani. aww, tulaa bulu mata lentik bebenau. bijik mata dia pun gojes jugak - but sadly, he's a smoking-guy. *demmit. though i hate smokers, he's a good-looking dude anyway. so.. who cares ? haha

guapo is good looking in spanish. is it true? guapo right ? haha

lululululululu.. and, good night 

i is sad

I is heartbroken. damn.
these thingies are 110.45% not related to me at ol. but i do feel bad. oh vy ?
i can't really explain.

Kucing 1-0-1

Assalamualaikum.
me checking le old tweets. & me found these interesting trivias about cats. though aku dah tak bela kucing-kucing comels. hui, kucing-kucing aku yang dah lari rumah tu, korang tak rgheti2 nak balik ke heh ..

1 of my friends tweets these - cekidaut ;

yang ni interesting - aku tak pernah terpikir pulak ? *lol

dah dekat 2 tahun takde kucing kat rumah, seriyesli --- rindu la kat kucing-kucing aku!
le reason why family aku dah letak jawatan nak bela kucing ni sebab setiap kali bawak masuk kucing baru. 4 5 bulan lepas tu start hilang - aku pun tak tau la ini adalah kerja2 penjenayah ataupun kucing-kucing aku tu nak mati? orang selalu kate, kalau kucing kite tu lari dari rumah ; nak mati la tu gamak nye..

err - uh-oh? wait ..setahu aku, manusia je yang rgheti lari rumah , tak tau la kot-kot kucing zaman moden ni pun dah ber-evolusi ; dah pandai lari rumah bila dorang tau dorang tu ade penyakit, & tau dah dorang tu tak hidop lama, so dorang pun kate ; huh, aku ni hidop dah tak lame, mungkin aku patut lari, kot-kot la tuan aku sedih? takut tuan aku tak makan 10 hari , die pulak yang mati.

hoh ? kalau betul la kucing pong boleh pikir cenggitu - ambo salute bebeno lah!

how-to-do a screenshot from your pc/laptop

Assalamualaikum wbt.

yo, i discovered something interesting laa hari ini.
aku found out mcm mane nak buat screenshot kat lappy. pheww -- i was like ; damn, me quite kewwl (=.= ,heh)
tetiba aku rasa, aku bukan lah buta IT sangat? ya, sebelum ni, sangat buta. but now, celik la sikit.

HOW-TO

using the fn key

1. press & hold the fn key (right beside yo Cntrl button - belah kiri)
2. at the same time - press yo Insert & Prt Sc keys
3. secara atomatik nye - screenshot tadi akan ter-save kat clipboard
4. press Start key kat lappy korang - search Paint  - open paint window!
5. upper left - ada button Paste, click it bebeh
6. click save icon if you want-to-save that screenshot

huu - wallpaper muka jong hyun CNBlue bebeh!

remember ; after you press the fn - Insert - Prt Sc keys. go to start button - search Paint

upper left ; paste button - then, savesave. save

le Jo Kwon asparidasss ~ aku try screenshot from vid pon boleh =)

good bye baby - 2AM version (le parody to miss A)

sonok pulak aku buat screenshots banyak2! wahaha

goodbye baby.

xoxox